Don"t squat with your spurs on!

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Gibbs Smith , Layton, Utah
Cowboys -- West (U.S.) -- Humor, Cowboys" writings, American -- West (U.S.), West (U.S.) -- Social life and customs --
StatementTexas Bix Bender.
GenreHumor
Classifications
LC ClassificationsF596 .B3325 2009
The Physical Object
Paginationp. cm.
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL23197451M
ISBN 101423607007
ISBN 139781423607007
LC Control Number2009012432
OCLC/WorldCa317698472

Don't Squat with your Spurs On is sound advice for obvious reasons. Other life hacks such as "any cowboy worth his salt has a rope hand that itches clean up to his shoulder bone" however, are more difficult to relate to the modern world.

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This book is a short read but, when finished, there is a flickerbook image of a buckaroo in the top right /5(26). Picked up the book after Dad mentioned a hilarious quote. Don't Squat with Yer Spurs On. is a super quick read as it contains short quotes/advice on life.

Some are hilarious, some are extremely true, and others were very confusing. I'd recommend this book for /5. With over three million copies sold, this collection of cowboy wisdom and words to live by is “worthy of a book rustler” (South Bend Tribune).

In the tradition of humorist Will Rogers, Don’t Squat with Your Spurs On takes a look at life through the eyes of the ’s filled with quips and quotes that represent the Code of the West, like: “Always drink upstream from the herd Book Edition: New Edition.

Don't Squat with your Spurs On takes a look at life through the eyes of the cowboy and is filled with quips and quotes that represent the Code of the West. Henry Ward Beecher said, “the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next.” That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch―lines that is.

$ Don’t Squat With Your Spurs On Book. $ A cowboy's guide to life. 1 in stock. 3/5: Brilliant. Hilarious. We picked this up in a thrift store in Waxahatchee, Texas. Worth every cent of the $ paid. Some of my favourite pieces of wisdom: "Never take to sawin' on the branch that's supportin' you, unless you're bein' hung from it".

"When you're tryin' somethin' new, the fewer people who know about it the better." "Any time a large herd moves through a civilised area Author: Ian McHugh. This is a fun book that literally takes 10 min to read. However, there are a lot of gems of wisdom and sound life advice about forgiveness, humility, perseverance, and keeping things simple.

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"Don't squat with your spurs on" is another way of saying Don't do something without thinking; it's dumb, and could bite you in the ass. All for want of a slight consideration of your.

By popular demand, Texas Bix Bender writes a sequel to his best-selling DON'T SQUAT WITH YER SPURS ON!, which became an immediate cowboy humor classic and has been reprinted 26 times. In this new book, Bender has written funny quips for life. Here are some samples: "A good pard will ride with you till hell freezes over, and a little while on.

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